“As an artist, the thing I draw most often is a blank.”
“What I lack in talent I make up for in advertising.”
“I am not a free thinker. I charge for my thoughts.”
“I tried to hide from obscurity but it found me anyway.”
“Every once in a while I make the mistake of being right.”
“The only time people take me seriously is when I’m trying to be funny.”
“Sometimes nothing says more than saying nothing.”
“There’s a fine line between a rock and a hard place.”
“My only imperfection is that I think I’m perfect.”
“If it weren’t for emptiness I’d have nothing at all.”
“There is no substitute for hard knocks.”
“I keep my virtues close and my vices closer.”
“I was on the right path but going the wrong way.”
“I can’t imagine having no imagination.”
“You can’t buy loneliness.”
“My glass is always half full of lemonade.”
